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Daca vroiati sa ma cunoasteti mai bine, iata 100 de amanunte ceva mai picante despre mine (sper sa le poata citi si howsy : 
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1. DannY-L does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. DannY-L goes killing.
2. Crop circles are DannY-L's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
3. DannY-L sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
4. DannY-L can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
5. DannY-L beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.
6. Once a cobra bit DannY-L's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
7. DannY-L is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
8. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but DannY-L says its beef, then it's beef.
9. DannY-L doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
10. DannY-L can delete the Recycling Bin.
11. DannY-L can slam revolving doors.
12. DannY-L once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that DannY-L was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.
13. DannY-L does not sleep. He waits.
14. Superman owns a pair of DannY-L pajamas.
15. DannY-L sleeps with a night light. Not because DannY-L is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of DannY-L
16. The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to DannY-L."
17. World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, DannY-L ate Kobayashi.
18. When DannY-L deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
19. DannY-L can speak braille.
20. DannY-L was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
21. When DannY-L gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
22. DannY-L is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
23. DannY-L's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because DannY-L will not take crap from anyone.
24. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects DannY-L could use to kill you, including the room itself.
25. The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that DannY-L's basement was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.
26. The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of DannY-L, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.
27. DannY-L always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.
28. Giraffes were created when DannY-L uppercutted a horse.
29. Whenever DannY-L plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some sissy who can't climb up a plastic slide.
30. If DannY-L wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.
31. DannY-L has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
32. DannY-L is the only one who can "try this at home."
33. DannY-L can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
34. DannY-L doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
35. DannY-L became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.
36. DannY-L's blood type is WD-40.
37. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for DannY-L.
38. DannY-L played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
39. When DannY-L plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.
40. You are what you eat. That is why DannY-L's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
41. DannY-L is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
42. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. DannY-L can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.
43. DannY-L had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and anywhere DannY-L went the lamb was sure to go. So he killed it.
44. Only once has DannY-L ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
45. DannY-L and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
46. Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped DannY-L's house one Christmas.
47. Onions do not make DannY-L cry. DannY-L makes onions crap themselves.
48. The end result of the game "Clue" is always the same: DannY-L was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.
49. DannY-L irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
50. Circles exist because DannY-L beat the crap out of some squares.
51. On his birthday, DannY-L randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
52. DannY-L died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
53. DannY-L is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.
54. If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, DannY-L wins.
55. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures DannY-L allows to live.
56. DannY-L knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (African *AND* European).
57. If at first you don't succeed, you must not be DannY-L.
58. Weeping Willows are a result of DannY-L yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
59. DannY-L can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
60. Getting murdered by DannY-L counts as a natural cause of death.
61. DannY-L's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools DannY-L.
62. DannY-L doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
63. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless DannY-L has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
64. DannY-L was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.
65. When DannY-L enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
66. DannY-L's family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can't see what's in them.
67. The only time DannY-L was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
68. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to DannY-L and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
69. On a high school math test, DannY-L put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because DannY-L solves all his problems with Violence.
70. DannY-L does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
71. DannY-L owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
72. The last man who made eye atingere with DannY-L was Ray Charles.
73. DannY-L wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
74. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when DannY-L punched himself in the face.
75. DannY-L puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
76. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because DannY-L is going to walk.
77. DannY-L once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
78. DannY-L once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
79. DannY-L can kill two stones with one bird.
80. DannY-L has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
81. DannY-L can watch a season of "24" in just three hours.
82. DannY-L does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction
83. DannY-L counted to infinity - twice.
84. DannY-L destroyed the periodic table, saying DannY-L only recognizes the element of surprise.
85. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from DannY-L and forgot to pay him back.
86. When DannY-L goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
87. If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear DannY-L laughing at you.
88. What scientists thought was natural selection is actually only the continued survival of animals DannY-L has found too chewy to eat.
89. DannY-L is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
90. DannY-L once got caught doing 100 in a 50 zone. The cop did give him a speeding ticket, however DannY-L still pleads his innocence to this day, stating that he was simply out for a morning jog.
91. DannY-L can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
92. DannY-L can make a paraplegic run for his life.
93. DannY-L was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
94. When DannY-L gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
95. DannY-L can tie his shoes with his feet.
96. DannY-L was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
97. DannY-L invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
98. DannY-L used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
99. DannY-L doesn't have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under DannY-L.
100. DannY-L invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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“When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.”
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1. DannY-L does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. DannY-L goes killing.
2. Crop circles are DannY-L's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
3. DannY-L sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
4. DannY-L can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
5. DannY-L beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.
6. Once a cobra bit DannY-L's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
7. DannY-L is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
8. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but DannY-L says its beef, then it's beef.
9. DannY-L doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
10. DannY-L can delete the Recycling Bin.
11. DannY-L can slam revolving doors.
12. DannY-L once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that DannY-L was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.
13. DannY-L does not sleep. He waits.
14. Superman owns a pair of DannY-L pajamas.
15. DannY-L sleeps with a night light. Not because DannY-L is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of DannY-L
16. The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to DannY-L."
17. World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, DannY-L ate Kobayashi.
18. When DannY-L deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
19. DannY-L can speak braille.
20. DannY-L was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
21. When DannY-L gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
22. DannY-L is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
23. DannY-L's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because DannY-L will not take crap from anyone.
24. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects DannY-L could use to kill you, including the room itself.
25. The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that DannY-L's basement was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.
26. The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of DannY-L, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.
27. DannY-L always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.
28. Giraffes were created when DannY-L uppercutted a horse.
29. Whenever DannY-L plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some sissy who can't climb up a plastic slide.
30. If DannY-L wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.
31. DannY-L has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
32. DannY-L is the only one who can "try this at home."
33. DannY-L can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
34. DannY-L doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
35. DannY-L became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.
36. DannY-L's blood type is WD-40.
37. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for DannY-L.
38. DannY-L played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
39. When DannY-L plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.
40. You are what you eat. That is why DannY-L's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
41. DannY-L is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
42. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. DannY-L can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.
43. DannY-L had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and anywhere DannY-L went the lamb was sure to go. So he killed it.
44. Only once has DannY-L ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
45. DannY-L and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
46. Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped DannY-L's house one Christmas.
47. Onions do not make DannY-L cry. DannY-L makes onions crap themselves.
48. The end result of the game "Clue" is always the same: DannY-L was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.
49. DannY-L irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
50. Circles exist because DannY-L beat the crap out of some squares.
51. On his birthday, DannY-L randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
52. DannY-L died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
53. DannY-L is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.
54. If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, DannY-L wins.
55. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures DannY-L allows to live.
56. DannY-L knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (African *AND* European).
57. If at first you don't succeed, you must not be DannY-L.
58. Weeping Willows are a result of DannY-L yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
59. DannY-L can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
60. Getting murdered by DannY-L counts as a natural cause of death.
61. DannY-L's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools DannY-L.
62. DannY-L doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
63. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless DannY-L has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
64. DannY-L was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.
65. When DannY-L enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
66. DannY-L's family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can't see what's in them.
67. The only time DannY-L was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
68. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to DannY-L and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
69. On a high school math test, DannY-L put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because DannY-L solves all his problems with Violence.
70. DannY-L does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
71. DannY-L owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
72. The last man who made eye atingere with DannY-L was Ray Charles.
73. DannY-L wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
74. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when DannY-L punched himself in the face.
75. DannY-L puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
76. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because DannY-L is going to walk.
77. DannY-L once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
78. DannY-L once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
79. DannY-L can kill two stones with one bird.
80. DannY-L has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
81. DannY-L can watch a season of "24" in just three hours.
82. DannY-L does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction
83. DannY-L counted to infinity - twice.
84. DannY-L destroyed the periodic table, saying DannY-L only recognizes the element of surprise.
85. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from DannY-L and forgot to pay him back.
86. When DannY-L goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
87. If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear DannY-L laughing at you.
88. What scientists thought was natural selection is actually only the continued survival of animals DannY-L has found too chewy to eat.
89. DannY-L is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
90. DannY-L once got caught doing 100 in a 50 zone. The cop did give him a speeding ticket, however DannY-L still pleads his innocence to this day, stating that he was simply out for a morning jog.
91. DannY-L can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
92. DannY-L can make a paraplegic run for his life.
93. DannY-L was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
94. When DannY-L gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
95. DannY-L can tie his shoes with his feet.
96. DannY-L was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
97. DannY-L invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
98. DannY-L used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
99. DannY-L doesn't have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under DannY-L.
100. DannY-L invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
_________________
“When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.”
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